Thursday 13 October 2016

A Letter To The Editor - Why Texting isn't such a disaster

Wuz up Laura Clark, is my Eng. afectin u m8? Well it shdnt be k, becuz textin iz actualy a blsng n disgz. LOL

That's right, I said it (que the what's and how dare you's for later). The article "Twtr? It's majorly bad" written by Laura Clark was a pile of baloney, with no end to providing fake and misleading information. Mrs. Clark, are you related to Donald Trump by any chance? Your facts are all wrong. 

Point numero uno, Text Speak (as you like to call it) was incarnated by the fact that our bully cellular companies charged our texts on how many characters we used in the text. Thus, abbreviations such as u, gtg and brb were invented. Mrs. Clark I don't know about you, but from what I see in this world, we are always in a rush and live in a very fast moving society. However, due to texting we can communicate easily with others at any given time. Do you think that the society in which 40% of people get lesser than 5 hours of sleep has the time to write perfectly worded "standard" English in their texts? The whole point of texting, Mrs. Clark was actually to save time, not to "brutally murder" it as you have suggested.

This transitions onto my next point, which challenges the validity of your observations in students. You say that your students use slang such as "innit", "phat" and "majorly bad" in their work. Really? To counter this, I would first ask you to go check their EXAM papers (something which kids actually care about) and then give a few detentions to the cheeky few lads and lasses which have pulled the teacher's leg by including the slang in their work. Evidence, to suggest that your claim isn't true is provided by Mr.David Crystal, a linguist at London College. He visited several schools, asking students whether they use the slang lingo in their work; the poor man received weird stares given to those of a madman and rounds of laughter for asking such a stupid question. If that isn't enough for you and you are so scared that modern day abbreviations "wreck" English, look at the research conducted by Stanford, which shows that students in 2006 had papers six times as long as those of students in 1916. Why? Because of the constant exposure modern day students have to texting, which creates a greater comfort with the language they are learning.

 I've got to say Laura that was some majorly bad research you did. (LOL)

My final point is the useful nature of texting and how you should apply some simple logic. A good friend of mine, Mr. John McWorter (Recently on TED) actually said something which you should hear ; "Texting is a very useful tool for new English students, because of the fact they are constantly looking at English texts, reading them and then sending them out again". You heard right, Texting means invaluable constant exposure to the Language. Add this to the fact they are reading, writing and enjoying all at the same time, ensures its a win-win situation.

In conclusion Mrs Clark, I think you shud jus chillax, and let things flow. In all reality, like my friend John puts it; texting is just "Fingered Speech", its just a way for people to write the way they speak. Texting is an organic item, which hate it or love it, is here to stay. With the invention of Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and etc. best of luck trying to keep your students away from their phones. However, not to fear because texting isn't half as dangerous as you claim!

GTG, Ttyl?




Wednesday 12 October 2016

An Interview With The Game

(In this Interview, Hot Radio 93.6's Jockey Prabhav Arora is Interviewing the rapper "The Game")

Prabhav - Allrigght! Welcome back to Hot 93.6 radio, you know it the best radio on the scene. And today we got my brother The Game with us

The Game : Holla! Holla! What's good New York, I hope y'all be grindin' good, stacking that cheddar ain't a cake walk.

Prabhav: Alright homie, we heard your latest track "All Eyez", there were some dope bars in that.

The Game: You know it brotha, the song is just a reflection of my life.

Prabhav : That sh** was dope though! Anyways, that song talked about your more playful side of life but what about your song "My Life" with Weezy (Lil Wayne), that song had you catching feelings no?

The Game: Homie, that's what I'm about. I live good, but I gotta help my Compton brothers out too. That song just reminisces the hard moments in the hood and how the violence needs to stop brotha.

Prabhav: True dat homie, True dat! So how do you think you music influences your community?

The Game: Man, you be asking emotional a** questions yo! But that's aight, I got the answer for you. Basically man, my music talks about staying strong, and standing up fo' what's right and respecting the grind. What that means is brotha' that them white cops gonna try and holla at you for not doing nothing but being black. My music tells my brothers and sisters is to stay strong 24 x 7.

Prabhav : That's cool dog, but in your song "My Life", you be talkin' about how you had to sell drugs to make a livin', fight the police and etc.

The Game: Homie, that was my circumstances back then, I even done time fo' that. If you listen closely, I'm telling the listeners to stay clean of drugs and live within they means.

Prabhav: I can respeck that. Your song also talks about the shootings that go on in yo' hood, you wanna talk about that?

The Game : You damn right I wanna talk about that. Man, that sh** is tragic, there's homies dying left right and center, thinking they part of some crips or bloods, man that's some bulls***. Especially, in Compton Homie I see kids like 8 years ol' holding up 44's and taking shots! Get outta here!

Prabhav: Do you feel your music has addressed this or inflenced this topic in any manner?

The Game: Fo' sure homie, haven' you heard my song "California Vacation" with good ol' Snoopie?

Prabhav: No brother, what it be about?

The Game: It talks about how the Bloods and Crips needs to get they sh** together and how me and Snoop roll with both of them. The point of the song is to show us homies need to unify, so we give no reason for the po-po to take shots at us.

Prabhav: Preach it Brotha! On that note we're playin' "California Vacation". Thanks for joining us at the 93.6 crib Game!

The Game : Don't sweat it homie! Stay fresh and safe New York.

An Interview With The Game

(In this Interview, Hot Radio 93.6's Jockey Prabhav Arora is Interviewing the rapper "The Game")

Prabhav - Allrigght! Welcome back to Hot 93.6 radio, you know it the best radio on the scene. And today we got my brother The Game with us

The Game : Holla! Holla! What's good New York, I hope y'all be grindin' good, stacking that cheddar ain't a cake walk.

Prabhav: Alright homie, we heard your latest track "All Eyez", there were some dope bars in that.

The Game: You know it brotha, the song is just a reflection of my life.

Prabhav : That sh** was dope though! Anyways, that song talked about your more playful side of life but what about your song "My Life" with Weezy (Lil Wayne), that song had you catching feelings no?

The Game: Homie, that's what I'm about. I live good, but I gotta help my Compton brothers out too. That song just reminisces the hard moments in the hood and how the violence needs to stop brotha.

Prabhav: True dat homie, True dat! So how do you think you music influences your community?

The Game: Man, you be asking emotional a** questions yo! But that;s aight, I got the answer for you. Basically man, my music talks about staying strong, and standing up fo' what's right and respecting the grind. What that means is brotha' that them white cops gonna try and holla at you for not doing nothing but being black. My music tells my brothers and sisters is to stay strong 24 x 7.

Prabhav : That's cool dog, but in your song "My Life", you be talkin' about how you had to sell drugs to make a livin', fight the police and etc.

The Game: Homie, that was my circumstances back then, I even done time fo' that. If you listen closely, I'm telling the listeners to stay clean of drugs and live within they means.

Prabhav: I can respeck that. Your song also talks about the shootings that go on in yo' hood, you wanna talk about that?

The Game : You damn right I wanna talk about that. Man, that sh** is tragic, there's homies dying left right and center, thinking they part of some crips or bloods, man that's some bulls***. Especially, in Compton Homie I see kids like 8 years ol' holding up 44's and taking shots! Get outta here!

Prabhav: Do you feel your music has addressed this or influenced this topic in any manner?

The Game: Fo' sure homie, haven' you heard my song "California Vacation" with good ol' Snoopie?

Prabhav: No brother, what it be about?

The Game: It talks about how the Bloods and Crips needs to get they sh** together and how me and Snoop roll with both of them. The point of the song is to show us homies need to unify, so we give no reason for the po-po to take shots at us.

Prabhav: Preach it Brotha! On that note we're playin' "California Vacation". Thanks for joining us at the 93.6 crib Game!

The Game : Don't sweat it homie! Stay fresh and safe New York.